*DRAMATIC MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY*
Alan: Ladies…
Eric: And… GENTLEMEN
Alan: WELCOME
Eric: BACK TO…
Alan + Eric: KUROOOOOOTALIAAAAAAAA
**CHEERING AND APPLAUSE**
Alan: Six years…
Eric: And 5 days.... (I can’t believe we missed the anniversary of the hiatus…)
Alan: Has there ever been a hiatus this long?
Eric: Is Hetalia even still relevant even more?
Alan: Will people even still be interested?!
Eric: Plus, haven’t some of the series involved in this literally stopped running in the time we’ve been away…
Alan: How times have changed!
Eric: Jokes which were acceptable 6 years ago ma
A La Guerre Chapter 8 by PrincessAutumnArcher, literature
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A La Guerre Chapter 8
As he begins to swing the stone furiously towards your heart, Arthur’s voice shouts desperately, “His name is Sebastian!”
Banking on the desperate hope that the first thing that popped into your head was what Arthur meant, you use your last breath to yell, “Sebastian! I order you to save me!”
An instant later, there was a flash of black and silver and the swish of fine wool across your face. The world was a blur around you as cool air streamed past you, oddly cold arms clasping your shoulders and supporting you under the knees, ever careful of the burns and wounds Italy had dealt you.
Then th
Poland: Wow, how long has it been since we, like updated this thing or whatever? If this was happening in real time everyone would be totally dead now and stuff . Uh, I mean, it like, totally is, because this is totally happening and stuff, you know? Let's just have the basic recap thing and then get back to this stuff that no-one cares about
[CAMERA CUTS TO KURO WORLD]
[Poland: *Voiceover* well, Lizzy told Grell, Ciel and Sebastian about fandoms and France being in their world. There's still a huge gaping hole in the sky, and there's one in Hetalia world too and Sebastian keeps like, coming up with new names for their show inste
*DEATH GOD STATION 66.6*
Poland: Uh, like, hi everyone? If anyone is still even interested in this thing, which I totally know they're not Anyway, Eric and Al- oh wait I can't say AND uh . Those two guys that ran this, Eric. Alan. .That doesn't even make grammatical sense . ANYWAY, THEY'RE NOT BACK YET AND THEY'VE BEEN MISSING SINCE THE EASTER BROADCAST THAT WAS LIKE TOTALLY A LONG TIME AGO, WHICH IS TOTALLY LAME, YOU KNOW? Since they're not here, I'm just going to go straight to the action OK? *Click*
[KURO WORLD]
[Poland: *Voiceover* So here, Lizzy just told Grell, Ciel and Sebastian that there was an intruder
Kurotalia Part 21b [With some Easter!] by Clawdiuzz, literature
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Kurotalia Part 21b [With some Easter!]
Alan: Good morning/afternoon/evening/whateverthehellitiswhereyouare everyone! And welcome to yet another special broadcast from the wonderful Death God Station 66.6!!
Eric: This time, we'll be focussing on the wonderful holiday of.... EASTER!
Alan: Happy Easter Everyone!!
Eric: Wait a minute... I just realised we didn't do an April Fool's one!
Alan: But THIS is the April Fool's one :D
Eric: No it's not...
Alan: APRIL FOOL'S! Haha...
Eric: I'd say you're an idiot but you might get mad again...
Alan: You know me well~
Eric: Why are you glaring at me...
Alan: Am I? Ahaha~~
Eric: Yes...
Alan: ANYWAY! For once we're actually on time wi
Kurotalia Post-Valentine's Special a.k.a Pt.21a by Clawdiuzz, literature
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Kurotalia Post-Valentine's Special a.k.a Pt.21a
Alan: Hi there everyone and welcome to a very special valentines edition of kurotalia! Here at death god station 66.6, we aim to make it our mission to celebrate and enjoy every annual holiday, no matter how trivial, no matter how unnecessary, even if-
Eric: Uh... Alan-
Alan: ...no one cares! Even if it's the most ridiculous thing ever! We aim to-
Eric: Alan!
Alan: What? What do you want? Can't you see I'm trying to introduce our valentine's special here?
Eric: Well that's just it.... Valentine's Day ended hours ago.... a day ago in fact.
Alan: .....Ahaha.... No it didn't! Why would you lie like that? Silly Eric...
Eric: I'm not lying!