Kuro-talia

*FLASH* Poland: TAN TA TAAAAA! It's almost Halloween, and you know what that means! *SILENCE* Poland: That's right, absolutely nothing! Because our dudes have, like, no sense of time right now! … *makes hand puppet* Puppet: Bet Polend, we mest du something scary! It's ‘alloween! Poland: You're right, hasty excuse for a companion so that's it's not just a large block of text of me talking to myself! Puppet: Enny time, Polend! Poland: It's Poland… UH SO LIKE ANYWAY. As a special Halloween Special (it gets two specials, that's how special it is) - I present to you Eric and Alan's-- (Alan: We still don't do the whole 

CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE Eric opened his eyes and saw the sky above him. Dark sky. Sitting up slowly, he saw that Alan and Ronald were both lying on the ground, seemingly passed out. Drawing in a shaky breath, Eric could smell and almost taste the remnants of smoke in the now cool air. Somewhat unsteadily, he got to his feet and looked around, unable to believe that their surroundings had finally changed. The trees all appeared to have been burnt and lay in charred stumps around him. The ground was black and crumbly, covered in a layer of soot which crunched under his shoes as he made his way over to where Ronald was lying on his back. “H

Okay, so I was listening to Pentatonix's Love Again, and I got this idea. I guess it's a songfic? I don't know. But enjoy anyways. By the way, I totally DON'T think that Prussia is a player or agree with any of the claims made in this story. Please do not go on a rant talking about how Prussia isn't one or hate on me for writing Prussia in this manner. You will be blocked or your comment will be hidden for doing so, depending on how severe it is. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "_________," Gilbert Beilschmidt, your ex-boyfriend, called out from behind you. He started walking at a fast pace, leaving the ot

*DRAMATIC MUSIC BEGINS TO PLAY* Alan: Ladies… Eric: And… GENTLEMEN Alan: WELCOME Eric: BACK TO… Alan + Eric: KUROOOOOOTALIAAAAAAAA **CHEERING AND APPLAUSE** Alan: Six years… Eric: And 5 days.... (I can’t believe we missed the anniversary of the hiatus…) Alan: Has there ever been a hiatus this long? Eric: Is Hetalia even still relevant even more? Alan: Will people even still be interested?! Eric: Plus, haven’t some of the series involved in this literally stopped running in the time we’ve been away… Alan: How times have changed! Eric: Jokes which were acceptable 6 years ago ma